Words of the Constant
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Apparently plants like it.
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Plants love this stuff.
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This should expedite the growth of my garden, at least.
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For a bountiful harvest.
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Leave it for the farmers.
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Nasty stuff.
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It will make the little plants grow big and strong!
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The best nourishment is the lifeblood of another.
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There is a direct correlation between the fertilizer's efficacy and odor.
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Was the poop by itself not gross enough?
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Just throw a healthy dollop on the ground.
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Blech, little bag smells of month-old borscht!
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I don't think that's ketchup.
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Yum sauce
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Methinks it stinks.
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Made dirt snack for plants, florp!
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ABSOLUTELY VILE
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