Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It might be aggressive, but only sporeradically.

Walter

A living mushroom! Well, I guess all mushrooms are technically living...

Wanda

This mushroom manages to be worse than most.

Warly

I can't help but wonder how it tastes.

Wigfrid

Foul vegetable, you will taste my spear!

Maxwell

I don't trust anyone who walks so jauntily.

Webber

What a funny guy.

Wendy

It's so... bouncy.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Should I classify you under Animalia or Fungi?

Willow

Ew, it's dropping spores everywhere!

Winona

Strange, no matter how you spin it.

Wolfgang

Little mushy man.

Woodie

Funny little guy, eh?

Wormwood

Mushy friend!

Wortox

I mistook that portly fellow for a Portobello! Hyuyu!

Wurt

Hee-hee, silly spinny mushroom.

WX-78

UGH. IT'S DEFRAGMENTING ITS SOURCE CODE EVERYWHERE