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Kind

Survivor

Red Mushtree

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's covered in acid.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I'm mildly offended by this.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

These used to grow in my bathroom.

Smells weird. Right, Woby?

Looks like this one's in bloom.

The mushrooms sure grow big down here...

I will not soon forget this odor.

Ugh, it's trying to grow more mushrooms.

I never did like mushrooms.

It smells rotten.

What an un-delicious stench!

Fresh ingredients, ripe for the taking.

The smell fills me with loathing.

What a great effect!

I do like its glow.

Exceptionally disgusting.

I hope I'm not standing next to it when it goes off.

Where's Waldo?

Smells funny.

Hahah! Wow, it smells so bad!

It's upsettingly large.

I know the scent of death and decay.

All its efforts fall on rocky soil.

It looks like a rotting hat.

Ms. Wickerbottom

The acid will expedite the spoilage of the fungal yield.

Ms. Wickerbottom

The smell is used to ward off predators.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A red variety of Mycena luxaeterna.

I should check if it will still burn.

It's spreading junk everywhere.

Gross. It smells like leprechaun butt.

What is that nasty stench?

Stink.

That's a big mushroom!

Mushtree smells unhealthy.

It's having fun!

Mushy bush.

All the same to me. Let's get to choppin'.

I like the colour of this one.

Maybe I should chop it.

Friend smells sour

Fancy!

Fun guy

Me thinks it stinks.

How wonderfully un-wonderful!

A massive mushroom! Did I quaff a shrinking potion?

Smell... different. Still tasty?

Pretty!

Look kinda tasty, florp.

THIS FUNGUS STINKS WORSE THAN USUAL

IT'S POLLUTING THE AIR WITH REPRODUCTIVE SPEWINGS