Words of the Constant
Armored Bearger
Things are about to get hairy...
Armored Bearger
A zombie Bearger? Neat!
Armored Bearger
It's even worse the second time around.
Armored Bearger
My, it seems that crystal really sticks to your ribs.
Armored Bearger
The beast seeks vengeance!
Armored Bearger
It's even more brutish than before.
Armored Bearger
It got scarier!
Armored Bearger
Don't worry. Abby and I will put you out of your misery.
Armored Bearger
The parasite seems capable of altering its host body to suit its needs.
Armored Bearger
Did I ever mention my best friend is a bear?
Armored Bearger
Grumpy hasn't had his mornin' cup of joe yet.
Armored Bearger
No fair, giant killing beast have armor too?
Armored Bearger
Lookit those mitts! Someone get this tendy a twig!
Armored Bearger
Scary fuzzy big and mean and stinky
Armored Bearger
I prefer the bare bear... barely.
Armored Bearger
Bad teddy.
Armored Bearger
THIS MEAT IS ARMORED
Armored Bearger