Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

If trees had toenails, I imagine they'd look like this.

Walter

My handbook doesn't say anything about trees having scales...

Wanda

I might as well put it in my pocket, it might be useful.

Warly

It would make a fine serving plate.

Wigfrid

A shard of tree armor.

Maxwell

It fell from the tree. Perhaps I'll make use of it.

Webber

Can we use it for arts and crafts?

Wendy

I warned you that your armor wouldn't protect you.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A segment of the tree's natural armor.

Willow

Ewww, trees have scales?!

Winona

Looks like a durable building material.

Wolfgang

Is little piece of bark armor.

Woodie

It's got some crunch to it.

Wormwood

Bit of friend clothes

Wortox

The tree's been tipped, and so has its scale.

Wurt

That no scale, me know scales!!

WX-78

HA HA. THE TREE'S PATHETIC ORGANIC ARMOR DIDN'T SAVE IT