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Kind

Survivor

Phlegm

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's thick and pliable. And salty.

Looks like a big booger.

Ugh, even time doesn't want to touch it.

Ugh. Not food safe!

The secretions of a terrible beast!

I need to put on gloves for this.

It's a boogie!

The wretched beast must have been sick.

Ms. Wickerbottom

The congealed mucus retains its sticky texture.

Gross! Let's burn it.

Please. I hock bigger loogies in my sleep.

Aha ha ha! Boogers! Oh ho ho!

I wouldn't want that in my moustache.

Hork

How very unpleasant!

Eaten worse, florp.

FILTHY OOZE FROM A FILTHY ANIMAL