Words of the Constant
Pig Man
Someone should tell its family.
You're part of my entourage.
They kind of creep me out.
Looks serious.
Not a friendly pig!!
His bacon couldn't be saved.
See? We can all get along just fine.
It's a walking, talking pig!
He looks pretty serious.
Double monster!
His time ran out.
Well, he's friendly enough for now.
Carry on, pig.
It might be best to avoid him.
I hate it when they get like this!
He wouldn't want himself to go to waste, would he?
I do have a magnetic presence, do I not?
Who bred you to walk upright like that? Deuced unsettling...
Alright, alright, moving along.
Aggression spoils the meat.
He died with honor.
We ride to battle!
Will you fight alongside me, pig?
That pig looks brave.
It has been tainted by Fenrir.
I dub thee, "Bacon".
He's simple, but he's mine.
What a slobbering fool.
They're starting to organize.
That one's gone feral.
He won't bully us any more.
I never knew we could be friends!
Aw, you're no fun.
They look angry.
He's all furry now!
He's better off, now.
I still feel alone.
They are so standoffish.
How Orwellian.
A creature of the night!
Don't worry, there are plenty more where that came from.
He seems to have bonded with me.
It's a semi-intelligent bipedal pig.
It appears to be a guardian.
It's a lycanthropic pig.
I wonder how they taste.
Ick. It's following me.
Ugh. They're fragrant.
He's not the boss of me!
Bring it on, piggie!