Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A little bird told me it will come in handy.

Walter

I have to be careful putting it on, Polly likes to sleep in it.

Wanda

What an eccentric design... I must have it.

Warly

What a fine chapeau!

Wigfrid

I think it shall suit me well.

Maxwell

A bit theatrical, isn't it?

Webber

We're the famous pirate Webbeard! Arr!

Wendy

The hat of a cutthroat pirate.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A bit ostentatious for my taste.

Willow

Now that's stylish.

Winona

That's a real feather in my cap. Ha!

Wolfgang

Fancy feathers makes Wolfgang feel important.

Woodie

I can't put my finger on it, but there's somethin' aboot it I don't like.

Wormwood

Head thing with Tweeter clothes

Wortox

A jaunty feather makes a hat look better.

Wurt

Birdy feathers make it more fancy.

WX-78

LARGE FEATHERS DENOTE IMPORTANCE, FOR SOME UNKNOWN BUT PRESUMABLY STUPID REASON