Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The apples of the earth.

Walter

Should we mash them?

Wanda

One of the more dependable vegetables.

Warly

Ah, the mighty potato!

Wigfrid

Vileness emerged from the earth.

Maxwell

It is in the nightshade family, you know.

Webber

Woah! A potato!

Wendy

It has eyes, yet it never cries.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Solanum tuberosum, a staple in some cultures.

Willow

We grew it in that gross muck.

Winona

I just think they're neat.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang's favorite veggie.

Woodie

I love good local produce.

Wormwood

Thanks, dirt!

Wortox

Mortals like this in all its forms.

Wurt

Good dirt veggie.

WX-78

I FEEL KINSHIP WITH THIS STRANGE ROOT