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Prime Mate

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A nice hat is always a clear indicator of who's in charge.

Arr, matey! Did I say that right?

He seems to think he's in charge.

You should teach your crew better manners, monsieur.

Art thou the captain of this ship? Then you shall go down with it!

They'll put anyone in charge nowadays.

He's a big bully!

What it must be like to live unburdened by intelligence?

Ms. Wickerbottom

What odd coloration. A form of aposematism, perhaps?

I don't like the way he swings that paddle around.

Yeesh, what an ugly mug.

No monkey steals from Wolfgang!

What a hoser.

Big Cheeky... scary!

Monkey sea, monkey do.

You not look like regular monkey, florp...

THIS OAF DOES NOT KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT LEADERSHIP