Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

A sharpened rock tied to a stick. For hygiene!

Walter

I found a whisker on my chin, I'm sure my beard will come in any day now.

Wanda

This seems dangerous.

Warly

If only I had aftershave.

Wigfrid

A small blade, but a blade nonetheless.

Maxwell

If only the world had a single neck.

Webber

I watched my father use one of these.

Wendy

This is just for shaving.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A personal hygiene implement.

Willow

What's it even for?

Winona

Never hurts to have more tools.

Wolfgang

My skin is too strong for hairs!

Woodie

A true lumberjack never shaves.

Wormwood

Sharp

Wortox

I do not shave.

Wurt

Cutty thing?

WX-78

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