Words of the Constant
Friendly Scarecrow
Wilson P. HiggsburySomeone made that strawman eat crow.
Wilson P. HiggsburySomeone MURDERed that scarecrow!
Wilson P. HiggsburyAll dressed up and no where to crow.
WalterI guess that makes it look a little scarier.
WalterNot much use to us now.
WalterWho'd be scared of that?
WandaThis might end up being an improvement.
WandaI take back what I said, it's much worse this way.
WandaI think our definition of "friendly" differs somewhat.
WarlyWhat a tragedy.
WarlyOvercooked.
WarlyHe seems nice.
WigfridThe scarecrow burns.
WigfridThe scarecrow dost yearn for nothing, now.
WigfridDost thou yearn for a brain?
MaxwellNothing is safe.
MaxwellThe scarecrow has gone to a place where there is no fear.
MaxwellIt's an empty shell of a man.
WebberSomeone should address this.
WebberHe got dressed down.
WebberLet's play dress up!
WendyAntagonizing crows is always bad luck.
WendyNow the crows will be at peace.
WendyWho would want to scare crows away?
Ms. WickerbottomHm. I suppose it was quite flammable.
Ms. WickerbottomPity. He was such a jolly fellow.
Ms. WickerbottomAh, excellent. No more leaving clothes on branches to get wrinkled.
WillowIt's a burning man.
WillowJust burnt straw.
WillowHa! He thinks he's people!
WinonaThat lit up real fast!
WinonaThat happens when you build stuff with straw.
WinonaDoesn't look too scary.
WolfgangLittle straw man is burning!
WolfgangLittle straw man is dead.
WolfgangHa! Is not man! Is straw!
WoodieGlad that's not me.
WoodieGreat, now those feathered hosers are gonna run wild.
WoodieHe's doing the world a service.
WormwoodNo! Save him!
WormwoodOh
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WortoxThat's sort of a mean prank.
WortoxYou hardly deserved that.
WortoxGood day to you, sir!
WurtNooooo! Save him!!
WurtGlort...
WurtLike him very much!
WX-78YES, BURN
WX-78YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED, FAKE ROBOT