Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Does it make me look more distinguished?

Walter

Woah! It's like binoculars, but... well, the opposite of that!

Wanda

It never hurts to view things from a wider angle.

Warly

It provides a lovely view!

Wigfrid

An enchanted eye, to view the whole battlefield at once.

Maxwell

I don't need glasses! Who told you I need glasses?

Webber

We can see extra far with that on!

Wendy

I won't find what I'm looking for, no matter how far I can see.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It seems to exponentially increase the wearer's field of view.

Willow

Am I gonna start saying stuff like "quite" and "indubitably"?

Winona

The bossman always said you gotta "see the bigger picture."

Wolfgang

Makes Wolfgang's sight as strong as his muscles!

Woodie

I can see far and wide!

Wormwood

Can see friends far away!

Wortox

My my, that distant look in your eye!

Wurt

Can see everything!

WX-78

IT IMPROVES MY ALREADY SUPERIOR VISION