Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The tip of that hat is almost as sharp as... my mind!

Walter

That werepig was so big, I can wear his shoulder pad as a hat!

Wanda

I like it much better as a hat.

Warly

One werepig's pauldron is another man's chapeau, non?

Wigfrid

'Twas won in an invigorating battle!

Maxwell

Can you really call that pile of refuse a hat?

Webber

It still smells like pig sweat!

Wendy

My head will be safe. My dignity, however...

Ms. Wickerbottom

Perhaps we might give it a good wash first?

Willow

Heh. I like it!

Winona

Now that's one industrial-strength hardhat!

Wolfgang

Looks better on Wolfgang!

Woodie

Anything to protect the ol' dome, eh?

Wormwood

Big thorny head!

Wortox

A piece of scrap, fashioned into a cap!

Wurt

Blegh, still smell like nasty Pigman!

WX-78

WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN ENCASING YOUR HEAD IN STEEL?