Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

The best defense is a good mawfence.

Walter

I like to think it's smiling.

Wanda

Oh, how alarming... but I'm not one to look a gift shield in the mouth.

Warly

Mon dieu, it seems I have another mouth to feed...

Wigfrid

Why cower behind a shield when you can strike with it!

Maxwell

At least dealing with that monstrosity was good for something.

Webber

Ms. Wickerbottom says we shouldn't bite.

Wendy

Nothing can truly shield you from the horrors of this cruel world.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It seems better suited to offensive measures, rather than defensive as one might think.

Willow

At least there's no eye gunk on it.

Winona

I can't bring myself to let good machinery go to waste.

Wolfgang

Haha! Now big scary teeth belong to Wolfgang!

Woodie

Hmm, metal teeth would sure be handy fer choppin'...

Wormwood

Chomp chomp!

Wortox

I stole the grin right off of him, hyuyu!

Wurt

How come it allowed to bite, but me get in trouble?!

WX-78

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