Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It lives up to its name.

Walter

Is that really a cake?

Wanda

If it's a cake it can't be too terrible... right?

Warly

It certainly has a unique flavor profile.

Wigfrid

A Viking would never stoop to eat such an unworthy thing.

Maxwell

I suppose I've eaten worse.

Webber

Hey, this isn't real cake!

Wendy

Will it make me grow? Or shrink perhaps? Mushrooms are funny things.

Ms. Wickerbottom

I don't believe that qualifies as a "cake" dear.

Willow

Cake's cake, pass it here.

Winona

Aw c'mon, it's not that bad.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang will eat whole cake!

Woodie

Mushy in more ways than one, eh?

Wormwood

Squishy

Wortox

There's no room in my stomach, I'm afraid.

Wurt

It best cake ever!

WX-78

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