Words of the Constant
Pirate Map
I don't see an "X marks the spot". They must've forgotten to draw it.
It's nice to have some direction in life.
Um... those monkeys aren't very good at making maps.
Every Pinetree Pioneer knows how to follow a map.
What is this gibberish? None of the islands around here are this shape.
It looks like I'm not the only one who forgets where I put things.
Ah. It seems they forgot to mark the hiding place.
Ah, it looks like this will lead me to some treasure!
'Tis a map with no directions.
We journey to find the hidden plunder!
It's nothing but scribbles.
Now I suppose I'll have to go out and fetch what was stolen from me.
Hey... there's no "X" on this map!
It's a real treasure map!
There's nothing marked on this map... what a cruel joke.
No map will lead me to what my heart seeks.
The apes seem to have neglected to mark any particular sites on this map.
The penmanship is messy, but legible.
Huh. Monkeys are really bad at making maps.
Ha! Those dumb monkeys left a map to their treasure!
I can't make heads or monkey tails of it. Ha!
Might find some loot if I follow this.
Is hard to read monkey writing.
Is map to monkey riches.
Those monkeys couldn't even leave us with a proper map, eh?
Whatcha say, Luce? Should we see where it leads?
Hmmm... nothing?
Where Cheekies put treasure stuff
There's no rhyme or riddle to it.
This map has the clues I need, now where does it lead?
Glurgh... can't read monkey scribbles.
It show where stuff hiding? Gonna get it first, florp!
INSUFFICIENT DATA. THIS IS WORTHLESS
FOOLS. THEY WROTE DOWN THE COORDINATES INSTEAD OF STORING THEM IN THEIR MEMORY BANKS