Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Scratchy metal fibers.

Walter

For making especially scratchy sweaters.

Wanda

Some things are taken very literally around here.

Warly

I used to use this to scrub dishes.

Wigfrid

It could easily best regular wool in combat.

Maxwell

Someone should use this to clean something.

Webber

Scratchy, like father's beard!

Wendy

This offers no hope of warmth.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It has a variety of household uses.

Willow

Make a spark, it'll still burn.

Winona

At least there's SOME steel around here.

Wolfgang

Is like my arm hair.

Woodie

That'll put the shine back on yer axe.

Wormwood

Horkbeast clothes

Wortox

Oh my, that's scratchy!

Wurt

Scratchy!

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