Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Hats always ruin my hair.

Walter

That hat would never pass uniform inspection.

Wanda

I could dress up like a farmer, how fun!

Warly

Now I am on island time.

Wigfrid

A hat for cooling after a raucous battle.

Maxwell

A hat fit for a peasant.

Webber

Keeps the sun out of all eight of your eyes.

Wendy

When the sun beats mercilessly, life finds a way. Ugh.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This will offer some protection from the sun.

Willow

A hat made of straw. To think, it could've been tinder.

Winona

Keeps the sun outta your eyes.

Wolfgang

Is good hat!

Woodie

It'll keep the sun off yer head.

Wormwood

Friend hat

Wortox

It'll be uncomfortable to wear on my horns.

Wurt

Itchy...

WX-78

THIS WILL COVER MY PROCESSING UNIT