Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

This vest is dapper as all get-out.

Walter

This doesn't look like good adventuring wear.

Wanda

It looks like something a pretentious old professor might wear.

Warly

I feel so much better all of the sudden.

Wigfrid

It is a handsome vest, but it offers no protection.

Maxwell

It's no three-piece, but it's dapper enough.

Webber

It itches and fits funny.

Wendy

Pieces of dead things, made into a vest!

Ms. Wickerbottom

This vest screams "stylish, but well-read.".

Willow

Not as nice as a flaming vest, but it'll do.

Winona

A vest fit for an egghead.

Wolfgang

Is vest with pattern for fancy man.

Woodie

It's not plaid, but it'll do.

Wormwood

Warm

Wortox

I'm not against trying new looks.

Wurt

Scale-less wear so many clothes.

WX-78

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