Words of the Constant
Toadstool
Just a hole in the ground.
That toadstool's just asking to be cut down.
There's something poking out.
What's wrong, Woby? It's just a normal hole in the ground.
Don't be so skittish Woby, it's just a toadstool!
Hey! What's that in there?
Wasn't there something here before? Or maybe that's later.
This feels strangely familiar.
Come on out, don't be shy!
Was there supposed to be something here?
How delectable! I should chop it down.
What's that poking out?
A cleft in the earth.
You will bend to my blade, toadstool!
Something emerges!
It's a dirt hole.
Pitiful. I'll make short work of that 'shroom.
That looks filthy.
Do you think we'd fit?
Mushroom! It's a mushroom!
I think it needs help getting out.
Just like the one in my heart.
Look how whimsical it is... We must kill it.
Something has filled the void. In the ground, I mean.
The soil has been disturbed here.
A new member of the Agaricus genus?
The growth needs a catalyst to breach the surface.
It's a hole, what do you want from me?
A mutant mushroom! I want it!
What is that? It's smelly.
Hole lotta nothing.
I got this.
Something's in there.
Is little dirt hole.
Tiny mushy-room is no threat to Wolfgang!
Squishy thing in ground.
It's a hole.
It isn't polypore-sonal, I just gotta chop you.
Is that how trees are born?
Gone
Hi friend!
Hiding
Just a hole.
Nothing to do but chop it in two.
Have we summoned something fun?
Hallooo? ANYBODY HOME?
What nice cap you have, flort.
See you in there!
A HOLE TO STUFF MEATSACKS IN
MUST KILL IT. IT IS OBS-BOLETE