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Tree Jam

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Mmmm, tree food!

I'm glad we found a use for those figs other than eating them...

I can finally speed up those dreadfully slow trees!

A growing tree should eat well!

An offering to the trees, may they carry it on to great Yggdrasil itself.

Looks like you're in a bit of a jam, pal.

If only we had some peanut butter.

I suppose even trees get hungry.

Ms. Wickerbottom

This fig mixture appears to induce rapid arboreal growth.

Eww tree gunk!

Alright trees, come get your grub!

Grow, tree! Be strong!

The bigger the tree, the better to chop down!

Tree friends like it!

It'll really rib to your sticks.

Glurph. Put all over face and didn't grow any bigger!

IT INCREASES ORGANIC GROWTH. IT MUST BE DESTROYED