Words of the Constant
Bent Spork
A horrifying utensil fusion. Maybe science *can* go too far.
Bent Spork
One less utensil to pack with your camping gear!
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Think about how much time I'll save if I only need to use one utensil!
Bent Spork
A pity.
Bent Spork
A poor weapon.
Bent Spork
The product of a very immature magician, perhaps.
Bent Spork
Spork. Spork. Spork. Hahaha!
Bent Spork
Two utensils that are one. It reminds me of myself and Abigail.
Bent Spork
This would be a practical eating utensil if it weren't bent.
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Metal bends when it gets nice and hot.
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A waste of good metal.
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Is still good!
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It needs to be straightened, eh?
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Pokey shiny thing
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I haven't got the tine for that!
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Food scooper.
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SUCH SENSELESS VIOLENCE
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