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Fake Kazoo

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What's kazoo with you?

I'd rather have a bugle.

I can't get a single note out of it.

I'll hum my own tune.

Accompaniment for my ballad of triumphs.

A complete and utter fraud...

A voiceless instrument.

Just a temptation, like death.

Ms. Wickerbottom

A fake membranophone.

A cheap fake. It probably doesn't even burn properly.

It's got no film to make a sound.

Fake bless you.

Much kazoo aboot nothing.

Hummm...

What might I do with a fake kazoo?

Why it not toot?!

AN OBVIOUS COUNTERFEIT