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Shoe Horn

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I can put my shoes on without help, thanks.

Protect your heels!

I'll be able to shave a few seconds off my shoe-changing time.

This seems shoehorned in.

Not as useful as a battle horn.

I was looking for that.

Are we supposed to blow on it?

I don't have a use for it.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It reminds me of home.

It looks like it might melt in a fire.

I prefer to break workboots in myself.

Wolfgang does not know which end to blow.

Maxwell probably needs that for his fancy shoes.

What's this?

Not to toot my own shoehorn, but I'm great at collecting soles!

Not look like a horn, florp.

THE HORN OF WHAT?