Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

How Machiavellian.

Walter

I'm not really interested in board games.

Wanda

It seems like you can't walk too far around here without tripping over a chess piece.

Warly

A little, tiny rook.

Wigfrid

Even the feeble can wage mighty battle upon the board.

Maxwell

It is still beholden to the king.

Webber

Maybe Maxwell will teach us how to play.

Wendy

A horse! A horse! My castle for a horse!

Ms. Wickerbottom

It was once called the "tower", long ago.

Willow

Chess is for pompous dorks.

Winona

That's a rook.

Wolfgang

Junk from braingame!

Woodie

That one moves diagonally, I think.

Wormwood

Can't play

Wortox

A little piece from off the board.

Wurt

This castle for ants?

WX-78

I AM TOO ADVANCED FOR HUMAN GAMES