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Faux Fangs

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I might need these after all that candy.

Those are just fakes, I want to see real vampire teeth!

I don't think it's a good idea to put things we find lying around here in our mouths.

Oh dear, how spooky!

Evidence of the undead. Stay wary, my allies!

Permanently bared.

We've already got some, thanks.

Now Webber and I can match.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Dunk those in boiling water before wearing them, dear.

Pfft, they're not even sharp.

Chomp chomp.

Gah! Do not scare Wolfgang!

More intimidating than beaver teeth.

Pokey teeth

Mine are much more impressive.

Good chompers!

TEETH ARE FOR FILTHY FOOD-CHOMPING FLESHLINGS