Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I don't believe in the supernatural.

Walter

I hope the vampire's okay.

Wanda

Somewhere there's a vampire having a very bad day.

Warly

How ominous.

Wigfrid

For warding off Loki's minions.

Maxwell

I told you people, I am *not* a vampire!

Webber

Maybe we should hide this before someone gets hurt.

Wendy

Drive it through my heart and be done.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Luckily it is much too brittle to inflict any real damage.

Willow

Looks like firewood to me.

Winona

Doesn't seem worth fixing.

Wolfgang

Stab-stick is useless now.

Woodie

What a waste of wood, eh?

Wormwood

Oh. What happened?

Wortox

Heehee, you couldn't kill me!

Wurt

Didn't break it!! Found like this!

WX-78

NOT EVEN A WEAPON