Words of the Constant
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Maybe a tool for testing aerodynamics?
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It looks like something from outer space.
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How did this get here?
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Hm, what's that? I spaced out.
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Tis a suspicious contraption!
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Some harebrained invention of the scientist's, perhaps?
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What's it for?
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I simply do not know what it is.
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What an odd contraption.
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I never take my pigtails out anyway.
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That might be fun to take apart.
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Is useless thing, I think.
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I prefer to let mine air dry.
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What's this?
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We don't have these on my plane.
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Hm...
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NONFUNCTIONAL
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