Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Mmm, what's cooking?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I suppose that wasn't the best way to cook it.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I can scientifically measure my harvest's heftiness.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Weight: Harvested on day: Not bad.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Weight: Harvested on day: Who knew they grew that big?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

It's so average the scale isn't even bothering to tell me its weight.

Walter

Hey! That's not a fire pit!

Walter

That's what happens when you don't practice fire safety.

Walter

Is there a badge for growing the biggest vegetable?

Walter

Weight: Harvested on day: Pretty good!

Walter

Weight: Harvested on day: Wow, it's huge!

Walter

Er... it's not even registering on the scale...

Wanda

Oh! Where did that fire come from?

Wanda

What a waste.

Wanda

You would think weight would be easier to manipulate than time...

Wanda

Weight: Harvested on day: Interesting, there's a temporal bubble that keeps it from rotting.

Wanda

Weight: Harvested on day: Interesting, there's a temporal bubble that keeps it from rotting.

Wanda

It won't even tell me the weight? Well that's just rude.

Warly

That is not the way to cook en flambé!

Warly

Far too charred to eat.

Warly

Ah, a handy kitchen scale!

Warly

Weight: Harvested on day: Tres bien!

Warly

Weight: Harvested on day: Incroyable!

Warly

It may not be substantial in size, but I'm sure it's still substantial in flavor!

Wigfrid

It hath been set ablaze!

Wigfrid

'Twas of little use anyway.

Wigfrid

Vile veggies! Bring out the best among you to be judged!

Wigfrid

Weight: Harvested on day: I care not.

Wigfrid

Weight: Harvested on day: 'Tis vile, but robust.

Wigfrid

Ha! The machine does not even deem it worthy enough to reveal its weight!

Maxwell

...And now it's on fire.

Maxwell

Reduced to dust.

Maxwell

Do we not have infinitely more pressing things to do?

Maxwell

Weight: Harvested on day: A moderately impressive display

Maxwell

Weight: Harvested on day: I suppose it's an accomplishment.

Maxwell

The bar has been set low, I see.

Webber

Uh oh...

Webber

All burnt up.

Webber

We used to see these at the fair!

Webber

Weight: Harvested on day: That's pretty good!

Webber

Weight: Harvested on day: Wow, we've never seen one so big!

Webber

We guess it's a bit on the small side...

Wendy

Nothing can ever last.

Wendy

Ashes to ashes.

Wendy

A fleeting distraction from our pitiable lives.

Wendy

Weight: Harvested on day: I suppose that's good.

Wendy

Weight: Harvested on day: I'd certainly be crushed under its weight.

Wendy

I could weigh it against a feather.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh dear...

Ms. Wickerbottom

I'm afraid that's that.