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Wilson P. Higgsbury

I made it from my beard!

Beard Hair Rug

Walter

It has to be a monster, I'm sure I saw it twitching!

Beard Hair Rug

Wanda

Why am I wasting time staring at... I'm sorry, is that rug made of whiskers?!

Beard Hair Rug

Warly

Mon dieu, how long must that have taken to make?

Beard Hair Rug

Wigfrid

I shan't ask any questions.

Really, Higgsbury?

It tickles!

How silly.

Oh my...

Ew ew ew EW!!

That's sure makin' do with what you have.

Beard Hair Rug

Wolfgang

Is beard for the ground.

Beard Hair Rug

Woodie

He sacrificed a lot of beard for this rug.

Scratchy

What a hairy situation this is!

Soft!

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