Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

I always hate when my hair gets melted by acid.

Walter

An umbrella that comes with its own lightning!

Wanda

At least it will keep me dry.

Warly

I fear it will bring bad luck whether it's opened indoors or not.

Wigfrid

A shield against the elements.

Maxwell

It's just my style.

Webber

It keeps us dry, and gives us lots of shade!

Wendy

I will stay under its shadow.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It provides a useful barrier against acid droplets.

Willow

At least it keeps the rain off.

Winona

It sure provides plenty of shade.

Wolfgang

Wolfgang would like less spooky umbrella, please.

Woodie

As long as it works, I won't complain aboot how it looks.

Wormwood

Burny Rain Taker

Wortox

The rain of pain falls mainly on this plane.

Wurt

Huh? Th-there a storm in it!

WX-78

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