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Odd Beefalo

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What a strange looking beefalo.

Wilson P. Higgsbury

If we trade, will we beef friends?

You're right, Woby. That's an odd one.

He was hiding in plain sight!

He looks familiar.

I knew it was you.

Hmm. I wouldn't eat that one.

Bonjour, Monsieur Boeuf! What do you have?

Wretched beast. Shall I grant it peace?

The pelt-bearer cometh to ply his wares.

It stinks more than usual.

I thought I smelled something in the air. What are you peddling today?

It looks weird.

What does he have for us?

Looks unusual. Maybe it's dying.

I wonder how long he's been here.

Ms. Wickerbottom

It appears rather unhealthy.

Ms. Wickerbottom

Oh dear, the roaming vendor sure could use a bath.

Weird.

Heard you take ashes?

That thing don't look right.

Good day for a trade.

Is not normal hair-cow.

Hello, hair-cow man! We trade, yes?

It looks unnatural.

Don't worry, Luce. I could never trade you.

Shaggy Buddy Man?

Shaggy Buddy Man!

Whoa, uncanny beefalo!

This guy's disguise! Hyuyu!

Glurgh. What wrong with it?

Hi, fuzzy guy! Florp!

IT LOOKS DISEASED

YOU DISGUST ME... WHAT DO YOU HAVE?