Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Let the juice run down your face.

Walter

This feels silly...

Wanda

Believe it or not, it's actually quite practical.

Warly

Aaaahhhhhh sweet relief...

Wigfrid

It's almost like wearing a pelt.

Maxwell

This is one way to keep cool. And sticky.

Webber

This is the best idea anyone's ever had.

Wendy

It makes the wearer's head sticky. Yuck.

Ms. Wickerbottom

That's certainly one thing you could do with a watermelon.

Willow

Well, that's one use for this fruit.

Winona

A melon for your melon.

Wolfgang

Why not wear melon on head! Haha!

Woodie

Well, points for creativity.

Wormwood

Watery head thing

Wortox

Sticky horns await.

Wurt

Think me like fa-shun, florp!

WX-78

HAT SEEMS INCOMPATIBLE WITH MY FUNCTION