Words of the Constant

Wilson P. Higgsbury

Does Wigfrid have any leadership experience? Or is she just winging it?

Walter

Woah, that's a lot of wings for one hat!

Wanda

A few wings is nothing, I once saw a hat with an entire pheasant on top.

Warly

Mademoiselle Wigfrid does have a very commanding presence.

Wigfrid

The unicorn hath bestowed its power onto me.

Maxwell

Now she's just showing off.

Webber

Can we wear it? Pleeeaaase?

Wendy

Being a commander must be terribly lonely.

Ms. Wickerbottom

An even further departure from historical accuracy, I'm afraid.

Willow

I don't think I could pull it off like she does.

Winona

Wonder if it's made from real unicorn...

Wolfgang

Ah yes, Stronglady hat. She not mind if Wolfgang wear?

Woodie

Minus the wings and horn, it's basically a toque.

Wormwood

Tweeter hat

Wortox

One horn must do if not born with two.

Wurt

Many wings on Viking lady hat.

WX-78

A RIDICULOUS HAT