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Woby

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What in the name of science have you been feeding her?

Wilson P. Higgsbury

What in the name of science have you been feeding her?

Good girl, Woby!

How could anyone be scared of that face?

I'm amazed that young man can keep her under control.

I'm amazed that young man can keep her under control.

She is a beast with a gentle soul.

She is a beast with a gentle soul.

Hail, beastie!

Hail, beastie!

I'd rather not get hair all over my suit.

I'd rather not get hair all over my suit.

Woby's so big and fuzzy and perfect for hugging!

Woby's so big and fuzzy and perfect for hugging!

She's... soft. And nice.

She's... soft. And nice.

Ms. Wickerbottom

There must be a mutagen in monster meat that triggers her growth.

Ms. Wickerbottom

There must be a mutagen in monster meat that triggers her growth.

She's just a big pushover.

She's just a big pushover.

Awful skittish for such a big gal.

Awful skittish for such a big gal.

Tiny dog grow mighty too!

Tiny dog grow mighty too!

You're almost as shaggy as me, buddy!

You're almost as shaggy as me, buddy!

Biiiiig woofer!

Biiiiig woofer!

Hyuyu! I must say, she's growing on me!

Hyuyu! I must say, she's growing on me!

Me want turn to ride!

Me want turn to ride!

THE DROOL CREATURE HAS EXPANDED

THE DROOL CREATURE HAS EXPANDED