Words of the Constant
Nutribrick
It's too hard to eat.
It's a moist try!
It's harder than a stale dog biscuit, Woby!
Kinda mushy now, but that's okay!
It's too hard to eat.
WX, how kind of you...
Adding water will not make it less horrible.
It is most appalling.
Even Mjolnir could not crack this foul brick!
A cursed loaf, born from the very innards of the metal warrior!
Not that I'd want to, but it's too dry to eat.
Of all the things I've eaten here, this takes the cake.
It's sooooo dry!
A robot cake?
It's impossible to eat like that.
I've eaten worse.
The nutrient brick is inedible in its desiccated form.
The automaton has reconstituted spoiled food matter into a compact edible brick.
It would be like trying to eat an actual brick.
Gee thanks, WX.
Now that's a jawbreaker.
Machine processed food?
It is too hard for even Wolfgang mighty teeth.
Thank you for snack, robot!
I'd break my teeth on that!
Looks good?
Too hard!
Food from robot friend!
Not appetizing without first moisturizing.
Moisturized, yet still not appetized.
So hard!
Made inside Ironfolk? Florp!
TOO DENSE FOR PROCESSING. MISSING INPUT
READY FOR REDIGESTION