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Survivor

I'd love some toast to go with this roast!

Hibernation? More like termination! Hyuyu!

The brute is reviving. Who did the unaliving?

Is that where the mortals pack food away for the winter?

Polar Bearger Bin

Sometimes you want to wear someone else's fur.

Hibearnation Vest

You won't be eating me today!

Lucky, hm? Perhaps it's made with fairy gold.

Lucky Beast Costume Pattern

Fur upon fur!

To lay my sweet little head down.

Buzz buzz buzz, tiny bee!

Careful now, little mortal.

Mayhaps it's caramelized within!

So much honey! The mortals will be overjoyed!

A box full of bees would make a great prank.

Nothing inside but bees, oh yes!

So much honey! The mortals will be overjoyed!

We could scrape a bit of honey out.

Mayhaps it's caramelized within!

So much honey! That crabby mortal might crack a smile!

The whole hive is abuzz!

Nothing inside but bees, oh yes!

So much honey! That crabby mortal might crack a smile!

We could scrape a bit of honey out.

Someone's ride has died.

Say it ain't so, m'fellow beefalo!

I believe we've made a friend!

Hyuyu! Are we playing follow the leader?

Hello, hello, dear beefalo!

We're kindred souls, wouldn't you say?

Hyuyuyu! That's too good!

Don't you feel just hopping mad?

Its soul is chubby too, hyuyu!

Don't you want to carry me?

Shhh.

It really sticks to the ribs, hyuyu!

Horn replacements.

A beef so sweet deserves a treat.

Ex-beefalo.

Hyuyuyu how silly!

Beefalo Grooming Station

I'll groom beefalo hair with my signature flair.

Beefalo Grooming Station

Fancy some fancying up? Hyuyu!

Beefalo Grooming Station

Let's prepare to style beefalo hair!

Grooming Station Kit

What a strange enchantment!

Beeee gentle with me!

What if my horns get stung?

One swift kick and it becomes a great prank.

This will be a funny prank.

That's not a funny prank at all!

Maxwell's Mosquito Trap

Tweeheehe! You're a big bee!

My hooves would get stuck in it.