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Survivor

I'm afraid I don't have any spare horns.

Come along, there's a sea full of mischief to be had!

Now now, no need to put a dent in my dinghy.

It makes a compelling point, hyuyu!

Please, no thanks.

I have to keep up appearances.

Fashion Goggles

Now where's my golden fiddle?

The mortals say you have to spend gold to make gold.

Opulent Pickaxe

Fancy mob gear. Hyuyu!

Snazzy Pitchfork

Luxuriously unnecessary! Hyuyu!

How splendidly excessive! Hyuyu!

Splendid Garden Hoe

Money is soulless.

This feather may help one brave hot weather.

Salted earth, none will return.

Whoops-a-doodle.

Now it stinks really good!

It's started to stink.

Grass that grows from richest earth.

Gone, all gone.

Feeling down, are you?

See you later, gator.

I can see the disease creeping into your soul.

Hello dear friend! No need to drop your tail.

A tool to keep the rain away.

The urn yearns, hyuyu!

Just a spirit, no need to fear it.

It sits in a boat that doesn't float.

So I'll be more skilled when I rebuild.

Construction Amulet

Gentlest green from lush vales gleaned.

This eye of green wishes to be seen!

Do not treat it like a toy. Its purpose is to destroy.

Deconstruction Staff

These mushrooms play all sorts of tricks.

That changed it somehow.

Cooked Green Cap

Found you!

It's playing hide and seek!

Gone, all gone.

Perhaps it is home to a nymph.

Perhaps it is home to a very tiny nymph.

Small Vitreoasis

I don't like to eat, unless I have to.

It came from a bat, and that is that.

I'll spell your doom with a mighty BOOM!

Something to sink my fangs into!

First time for everything, they say, they say.

Harumpf, it melts all over my claws.

How delightfully disgusting!

I'll try a nibble, I will, I will.

Otherworldly Jawbreaker

Ooo hoo hoo, spicy!

I suppose I could eat a delightful treat.

It's just human corn.

Not-So-Candy Corn

I could be persuaded to try a taste.