Words of the Constant

Walter

This one is chock full of vitamins!

Tillweed Tea
Walter

Aw, I don't think we can fix that.

Pearl's Light Post
Walter

I hope Ms. Pearl likes it!

Pearl's Light Post
Walter

C'mon, Woby! Let's lighten this place up a bit!

Pearl's Light Post Kit
Walter

I think there's a badge for helping the elderly move. But we'll do it just 'cuz, right Wobers?

Hermit Rehomer
Walter

Aw, we can visit Ms. Pearl instantly!

Portage Conch
Walter

Ms. Pearl makes the best tea!

Pearl's Tea Shop
Walter

I can't wait for my tea!

Pearl's Tea Shop
Walter

I hope Ms. Pearl is okay.

Pearl's Tea Shop
Walter

That's right, Woby. She's not in yet.

Pearl's Tea Shop
Walter

Nothing like a soak at the end of a long day!

Pearl's Hot Spring
Walter

It's just a hole in the ground now.

Pearl's Hot Spring
Walter

This would make a great swimming hole! It's even heated!

Pearl's Hot Spring
Walter

How exciting!

Hot Spring
Walter

A Pinetree Pioneer is always happy to help the elderly!

Hermit Home
Walter

This house could use some fixing up.

Hermit Home
Walter

I love laundry day!

Walter

I remember making these at camp!

Wind Charm
Walter

I think she's really warming up to us, Woby!

Bundle of Thanks
Walter

More for the shell collection!

Shell Bell Bundle
Walter

Oh no, oh no no no no...

Cracked Pearl
Walter

I gave my Pinetree Pioneer's oath to protect it with my life!

Pearl's Pearl
Walter

I guess I'm the bee king now!

Bee Queen Crown
Walter

Knock, knock!

Walter

Hopefully it didn't say anything important.

Sign
Walter

Someone has bad handwriting.

Sign
Walter

A blank sign... not very helpful.

Sign
Walter

Wish I had some toast.

Honey
Walter

Just don't use it to comb your hair.

Honeycomb
Walter

Sweet pig meat!

Honey Ham
Walter

I loved these when I was little.

Honey Nuggets
Walter

That'll make a decent bugle.

Beefalo Horn
Walter

It can't be THAT bad... can it?

Pure Horror
Walter

Woby, you'll always be my good luck charm!

Lucky Horseshoe
Walter

Nothing warms you up like a big bowl of chili.

Spicy Chili
Walter

I'm sure that's safe.

Hot Spring
Walter

It's a crater, I guess that's pretty common on the moon.

Hot Spring
Walter

This would make a great swimming hole! It's even heated!

Hot Spring
Walter

It's like it's frozen in time.

Hot Spring
Walter

Hey Woby, another dog for you to play with!

Hound
Walter

You probably shouldn't chew on those, Woby.

Bones
Walter

Poor thing...

Walter

It's a hound, of corpse!

Walter

Phew, looks like they're okay after all!

Walter

I bet there's something interesting hiding in there!

Hound Mound
Walter

They left a souvenir!

Hound's Tooth
Walter

Don't worry, Woby. Your teeth are safe.

Howlitzer
Walter

Woby doesn't like the sound of it.

Lucky Whistle
Walter

Flesh is flesh. Where do I draw the line?

Long Pig
Walter

Cooked nice and pink, but still morally gray.

Cooked Long Pig