Words of the Constant

Wortox

I kind of like it, yes I do.

Dessicated Tentacle
Wortox

I see no soul within, no no.

Gnomette
Wortox

Tea's always spilling through the cracks!

Leaky Teacup
Wortox

A little piece from off the board.

White Bishop
Wortox

A little piece from off the board.

Black Bishop
Wortox

I haven't got the tine for that!

Bent Spork
Wortox

Tiny little pranksters surely wait inside. Surprise!

Toy Trojan Horse
Wortox

I feel unbalanced too!

Unbalanced Top
Wortox

What might I do with a fake kazoo?

Fake Kazoo
Wortox

Much less satisfying than big sharp claws!

Back Scratcher
Wortox

I have no idea what it does.

Beaten Beater
Wortox

Fried and frayed, just like my brain!

Frayed Yarn
Wortox

Not to toot my own shoehorn, but I'm great at collecting soles!

Shoe Horn
Wortox

Perhaps a cat genie awaits inside?

Lucky Cat Jar
Wortox

A lovely scent upon the breeze!

Air Unfreshener
Wortox

I don't think I get this joke.

Potato Cup
Wortox

I don't wear clothes.

Wire Hanger
Wortox

A little piece from off the board.

White Rook
Wortox

A little piece from off the board.

Black Rook
Wortox

Tied like my tongue!

Gord's Knot
Wortox

A little piece from off the board.

White Knight
Wortox

A little piece from off the board.

Black Knight
Wortox

If I look inside what will I see?

Cubic Zirconia Ball
Wortox

No fun! It won't fit over my claw.

Spider Ring
Wortox

I like my claws much better.

Monkey Paw
Wortox

The drink's been drunk, so now it's junk!

Empty Elixir
Wortox

Mine are much more impressive.

Faux Fangs
Wortox

Heehee, you couldn't kill me!

Broken Stake
Wortox

The size of the world is a matter of perspective.

Binoculars
Wortox

I don't usually wear gloves.

Lone Glove
Wortox

I see no soul within, no no.

Gnome
Wortox

Snips and snails and puppydog scales.

Snail Scale
Wortox

Without a doubt, the goop's spilled out.

Goop Canister
Wortox

Thank goodness this snake is just a fake.

Toy Cobra
Wortox

Oh joy, oh boy! A wheely toy!

Crocodile Toy
Wortox

There's cracks in it for pests to get into.

Broken Terrarium
Wortox

Though you may think me quite a loon, I swear I hear a little tune.

Odd Radio
Wortox

We don't have these on my plane.

Broken Hairdryer
Wortox

Nyooooom!

Tiny Rocketship
Wortox

Frizzle-frazzled like my mind!

Frazzled Wires
Wortox

Oh, humans play such funny games!

Ball and Cup
Wortox

I have no idea what it is, but it sure is funny!

Hardened Rubber Bung
Wortox

No "if"s, "and"s or "but"-tons.

Mismatched Buttons
Wortox

Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn and fishbowl bubble!

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Wortox

How fun!

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Wortox

For a fish it must be quite ideal, to be a prize and not a meal!

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Wortox

Weight: Caught by:

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Wortox

Weight: Caught by: Just look at the size of this fishy prize!

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Wortox

Weight: Caught by: My fish is best, as this scale can attest!

Fish Scale-O-Matic
Wortox

Weight: Caught by: Your impressive weight saved you from landing on a plate!

Fish Scale-O-Matic