Words of the Constant
It's nearly time.
Just what are you cooking up?
Culinary alchemy!
Oh ho! What magic conjured you up?
It looks like a little mortal! Hyuyu!
I might try one today.
The children hang them on my horns.
How deliciously evil!
Mortal food shaped like a log! How silly.
Hyuyu! The mortals liquefied these plums!
I believe I can stomach liquids.
Maybe just a sip.
I might try this mortal treat.
Bibblity baublety boo.
Memories of a fun time.
I remember when we played there!
Adornment from the land of goats!
A light to shine bright in the night.
Made by the hermit. I can confirm it.
I don't think this is part of the festivities.
This will make the mortals sad.
So I just place the baubles right on it?
Mortal tradition says it's much too small.
This will make the mortals sad.
A tree is meant to be inside.
Even crustaceans need a place to sleep now and den.
That will be a hard shell to crack, hyuyu!
Hyuyu, it's a creature I shelldom care to sea!
It is quite thoroughly dead.
Oh dear, the best part's already gone.
Hyuyu! I must say, she's growing on me!
Hyuyu! I must say, she's growing on me!
Hello, my small furry friend!
Hello, my small furry friend!
Lookie, lookie! A doggie's cookie!
Hoohoo, Wolfgang knows how to throw a punch!
Hyuyu, Wolfgang is so funny!
Hello, hello my giant friend!
Can I just get a taste?
Wolfgang, you've got a taste for souls!
What a sweet soul Wolfgang is!
Who knew a whistle held such sway, it makes folks listen to what you say!
It looks like the curse has brought out your worst.
What a marvelously mischievous monkey.
Hyuyuyu, someone's gotten themselves in a hairy situation!
I wonder if monkey souls are banana-flavored?
Now now, I think chimps and imps should get along!
The day is saved, with the ape's aid.
Perhaps I can borrow it, if I axe nicely.
I'll stop hiding your axe, promise! Hyuyu!