Words of the Constant

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AS USELESS NOW AS IT WAS WHEN IT WAS MOVING

Bee Queen Figure
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A USELESS HUNK OF ROCK WITH NO APPARENT FUNCTION

Bishop Figure
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FIGURE BOOTING UP

Bishop Figure
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"ART" IS JUST RECREATING STUFF YOU SEE LYING AROUND

Moon Moth Figure
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WHEN WILL ONE OF MY UNDERLINGS CARVE A STATUE OF ME?

Carrat Figure
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A CLEAR IMPROVEMENT OVER ITS FLESHY COUNTERPART

Catcoon Figure
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A GOOD ORGANIC SPECIES. IT OBEYS ITS MASTER

Hound Figure
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THIS IS A TROPHY TO CELEBRATE MY GREATNESS

Varg Figure
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I DON'T LIKE IT

Crab King Figure
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A VAST IMPROVEMENT

Nightmare Werepig Figure
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AT LEAST HE HAD THE RIGHT IDEA

Scrappy Werepig Figure
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ANOTHER ORGANIC I AM STRONGER THAN

Deerclops Figure
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MUCH WORK WENT INTO THIS STATUE. WHO CARES

Crystal Deerclops Figure
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PATHETIC FLESH LOG

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A REMINDER OF THE TIME I WON

Dragonfly Figure
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ORGANIC REDUCED TO MINERAL - TYPICAL

Eye Of Terror Figure
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WHY IS NO ONE ACKNOWLEDGING IT LOOKS LIKE THE FRAIL HUMAN

Kingly Figure
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WE WOULD HAVE BEEN UNSTOPPABLE. OH WELL

Celestial Champion Figure
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THIS PIECE IS FOR TORTURING HUNGRY FLESHLINGS

Carved Hornucopia
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THE URGE TO TOPPLE IT OVERWHELMS MY SYSTEMS

Kitcoon Figure
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IT HAS EVOLVED INTO ITS SUPERIOR STATIC FORM

Klaus Figure
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A METICULOUSLY CRAFTED OBJECT OF OBSOLESCENCE

Knight Figure
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FIGURE BOOTING UP

Knight Figure
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HA! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS DEAD NOW

Malbatross Figure
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THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER WHEN THEY'RE NOT MOVING

Bunnyman Figure
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COLD AND HARD, AN IMPROVEMENT

Ancient Guardian Figure
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SOME ART IS OKAY

"Moon" Figure
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AN ORGANIC I VANQUISHED

Moose Figure
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I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE AESTHETIC APPEAL

Queenly Figure
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SUPERIOR ART DEPICTING A DISPOSABLE UNDERLING

Pawn Figure
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IT HAS NO PERCEIVABLE PURPOSE

Bubble Pipe Carving
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WHY ARE HUMANS SO COMPELLED TO "DECORATE"?

Rook Figure
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FIGURE BOOTING UP

Rook Figure
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NO-BLOODED BEATS COLD-BLOODED

Frostjaw Figure
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A DEFLESHED FLESH SACK

Ancient Fuelweaver Figure
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EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF FLESH

Toadstool Figure
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SIGH. I MISS THEM

Twins of Terror Figure
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THIS VERSION IS PATHETIC

Ancient Guard Tower Figure
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WHAT WENT WRONG FOR US?

Celestial Scion Figure
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I WILL REMEMBER YOU

W.A.R.B.O.T. Figure
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EASY VICTORY. FOR ME

Possessed Varg Figure
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DISGUSTING ORGANIC IN AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF CONSUMPTION

Great Depths Worm Figure
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I HATE BOAT RACES

Start Tower Figure
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THE ONLY HORSE I EVER LIKED

Gilded Knight Figure
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PATHETIC FLESH LOG

Gilded Depths Worm Figure
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THIS EXTERNAL STORAGE UNIT APPEARS TO BE SENTIENT

Chester
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IT IS THE DRM KEY FOR THE STORAGE UNIT

Eye Bone
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SLEEP MODE ACTIVE

Eye Bone
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OH. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

Elastispacer
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CERTAINLY DISGUSTING

Ornery Chest