Words of the Constant
THE ARMORED ONES DWELL THERE
THIS MEATSACK HAS UPGRADED ITS ARMOR
ARMORED MEAT SACK
PROTECTIVE ARMOR HAD LIFEBREAKING BUGS
APPEAL DOES NOT COMPUTE
THE DROOL CREATURE HAS EXPANDED
THE DROOL CREATURE HAS EXPANDED
IT SLOBBERED ON ME
IT SLOBBERED ON ME
ORGANICS DIED TO MAKE THIS. GOOD
Wolfgang'S MOUSTACHE SCREAMS "EVIL". NICE
Wolfgang IS CAUSING NEEDLESS DESTRUCTION. GOOD
DETECTING... Wolfgang!
YOUR MEAT MUSCLES DIDN'T SAVE YOU, Wolfgang? SHOCKING
YOUR FLESHNUBS ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. DIE!
THE ORGANIC Wolfgang HAS SERVED WELL
UGH! THE WHISTLE INCREASES HIS AUTHORITY!
THE PRIMATES ARE FIGHTING. I LAUGH AT THE ABSURDITY
I ALMOST LIKE THEM
WHO INVITED THE LESSER PRIMATE
HAHAHA YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS
WONDERFUL. IT HAS LEARNED TO KILL
YOUR WORK HAS BEEN NOTED, LESSER PRIMATE
HE DIDN'T CARVE IT WITH HIS TEETH. THIS IS PROGRESS
YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE CHOPS TO FIGHT ME, Woodie
Woodie. YOU GOT SLIGHTLY LESS INFERIOR
YOU WERE GIANT, Woodie, HOW DID YOU STILL DIE?
ARE WE DESTROYING ALL HUMANS NOW?
DETECTING... Woodie!
COME TO GROVEL FOR MY HELP, FLESHLING Woodie?
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
THAT FORM WAS EVEN MORE USELESS THAN YOUR USUAL ONE
EXCELLENT, Woodie. I SEE YOUR COMBAT MODE HAS IMPROVED
YOUR FAILURE IS DISAPPOINTING
METAL BEATS WOOD! HA HA!
Woodie HAS PROVEN HIMSELF USEFUL
YOU CAN HAVE IT NOW, FLESHLINGS
MY CHAIR
I WAS GOING TO SIT THERE
ERROR: MISSING TABLE
IT IS A TABLE
CONGRATULATIONS TABLE, YOU HAVE FULFILLED YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION
WARNING. LIFE DETECTED
THAT PLANT SEEMS SUSPICIOUS
THREAT IMMINENT
I WANT TO STEP ON IT
THIS MEAT TUBE WILL SERVE MY PURPOSES
IT'S PATHETIC-LOOKING
MAGIC LIGHT BERRY
THIS ONE CAME FROM A PLANT