Words of the Constant

Walter

I wonder how it affects were-people. I should ask Mr. Woodie.

Walter

What could've turned it to stone?

Walter

What could've turned it to stone?

Walter

I wonder how it works?

Walter

Wow! It looks even more dangerous than the usual ones!

Walter

An essential part of any adventuring kit.

Walter

This is basic Pinetree Pioneer stuff... now, where are those instructions?

Walter

Winona's been wearing those a lot lately.

Walter

That's definitely gone off.

Walter

It was a royal pain to get.

Walter

A bunch of really old rocks. I guess all rocks are old...

Walter

I'm the king! You have to listen to what I say!

Walter

I was never great at baseball... but maybe I would be with a bat like this!

Walter

We can fix it up with some Pinetree Pioneer determination!

Walter

There HAS to be something good in there, just look at it!

Walter

How do we get it open? Any ideas, Woby?

Walter

It can't be comfortable wearing a saddle all the time.

Walter

Guess you need a saddle to ride some animals.

Walter

See? Bugs are helpful in lots of ways!

Walter

Neat seat!

Walter

It's almost as comfy as sitting in Woby's fur.

Walter

Wanna try it on, Woby? Don't worry, I was just kidding!

Walter

It only comes with one chip?!

Walter

Salt is great for preserving your supplies.

Walter

Don't eat that Woby, it's for the beefalo!

Walter

You're not a beefalo, Woby.

Walter

Hey, I think that's salt!

Walter

Maybe there's a Medusa nearby... a salt Medusa...

Walter

I'm glad they grow back!

Walter

Nothing left to gather.

Walter

He's not technically a dog, but he's still a good boy!

Walter

It looks so official!

Walter

Woah! How do you do that?

Walter

Hey, careful! You almost hit me with that!

Walter

Hey, where did that come from?

Walter

I swear there was something here a second ago.

Walter

Someone grab some water!

Walter

That doesn't look healthy.

Walter

Is it supposed to look like that?

Walter

It's a baby tree.

Walter

Now it'll never grow into a tree.

Walter

I guess it's too hot out.

Walter

Neat! Wanna scan me next?

Walter

I guess that makes it look a little scarier.

Walter

Not much use to us now.

Walter

Who'd be scared of that?

Walter

I think the time for first aid has long passed.

Walter

I should add it to my scrapbook!

Walter

That werepig was so big, I can wear his shoulder pad as a hat!

Walter

Woah! It's like binoculars, but... well, the opposite of that!