Words of the Constant
Have the World's Greatest Dreams.
Naptimes are more fun when you have a cozy hideaway to crawl into.
So cozy, you'll never want to leaf!
Enjoy a nap surrounded by luxurious organic silk.
The customary chapeau for the head of a Head Chef.
Come one, come all.
Demonstrate your impeccable style with this dapper bowler hat.
A festive 'firehound red' colored tophat.
You'll look fresh in this fishy finery, no foolin'!
Jest for the fun of it!
This hat lets everyone know that you have useful wares for sale.
Let everyone know your head's in the game.
Let everyone know your head's in the game.
Let everyone know your head's in the game.
This hat is filled to the brim with dapper darkness.
This tall hat is a symbol of law and order, and an easy target.
A symbol of stake-burnt sisterhood.
Every self-respecting wizard requires a tall pointy hat.
Keep burning the midnight oil.
A torch made in honor of the clever carrat.
A torch made in honor of the clever carrat.
There's nothing like a day at the Cawnival to brighten the mood.
If you listen closely you can hear the sea.
Doesn't burn any brighter or last any longer, but goodness-gosh if it isn't just the fanciest.
Doesn't burn any brighter or last any longer, but goodness-gosh if it isn't just the fanciest.
A torch made from untrimmed twigs.
Give your torch some visual flare with these hastily wrapped, desiccated rags. Smoky!
At first glance this torch appears menacing, but holding it makes you feel quite sad.
At first glance this torch appears menacing, but holding it makes you feel quite sad.
Repel the dark these Hallowed Nights with a dreadful beacon of most Hallowed Light.
Repel the dark these Hallowed Nights with a dreadful beacon of most Hallowed Light.
Don't mind that odd buzzing sound, this new invention is perfectly safe! ...Probably.
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Give your attacks a murderous twist!
A shirt fit for bloom and doom.
This shirt will have all eyes on you.
Relax, everything's fine...
Nothing's more beautiful than palms at dusk... now find some light.
The perfect shirt to hide your wounds!
Be drawn together by the mysteries of the desert.
Show off your arts and crafts skills.
Partake in some industrialized hunting.
Trap any enemies who stop to smell the roses.
No tigers were harmed in the making of this trap. But some humans were.
The difference between ancient treasure and old junk lies in the eye of the beholder.
This 10th anniversary chest makes for a decade-ent treat.
This bag made from luxurious carpet is the height of modern fashion!
This sturdy chest has been clocked up tight.
Once lost within a corrupted land, it has now found purpose safekeeping your stuff.
To store and share your worldly possessions.