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"Perhaps I'll retire to a life of rose breeding."

"Mwahahaha!"

"No! I'm the village GENIUS!"

"There is a scientific solution, here. I know it."

"The root of all malady lies in an imbalance of the humors."

"After some experimentation, I've discovered the perfect ratio of holly and jolly."

"There's a time to work, and a time to Charleston!"

"I ain't one to keep up with trends, but isn't this a bit old-fashioned?"

"I can tough anything out."

"Let ol'Winnie fix ya up somethin' special."

"Time to roll up my sleeves."

"The life of the party has arrived!"

"Ha ha! Did I scare ya?"

"You seem to think you got a chance. Let's fix that."

"Heh heh, this thing's itchy."

"Hrrm... mff! Mmmf!"

"There'll be no slip-ups while I'm in charge!"

"It's a nice view from the top."

"Tough as obsidian."

"Well, what d'ya know? I scrub up mighty fine when I feel like it."

"There's few things more satisfying than watchin' something grow."

"Honest work will only get ya so far."

"Thought and conscientiousness nips all problems in the bud."

"You are but a cog in my machine."

"So... does anyone work around here, or is it all festival all the time?"

"I don't break down easy."

"Honest work makes an honest woman."

"Come on. Give it your best shot."

"Whaddya say we get the gang together for some carols?"

"Wolfgang is learning much about history."

"Mighty Wolfgang cannot wait to step into ring!"

"Wolfgang will cook for you!"

"I used my special moustache wax."

"You will kneel before might of Wolfgang!"

"Hrrm... mff! Mmmf!"

"Cold does not bother Wolfgang!"

"Wolfgang will carry moon to victory!"

"Wolfgang is on the fire."

"The hills will ring with Wolfgang's mighty yodels!"

"Wolfgang is mightiest pirate on the sea!"