Words of the Constant

Wanda

Not quite as crisp anymore.

Roasted Asparagus
Wanda

That might be altogether too much asparagus, even for me.

Giant Asparagus
Wanda

Why waste time growing them when I can just eat them now?

Tubular Seeds
Wanda

Does anyone else feel a crackle of magic in the air?

Ancient Gateway
Wanda

For the time being, I think it should be left alone.

Ancient Gateway
Wanda

The magical field is collapsing!

Ancient Gateway
Wanda

With a bit of tinkering, I could get it working again.

Ancient Gateway
Wanda

It's radiating a strange energy, almost like...

Ancient Gateway
Wanda

Am I sure I want to take this?

Ancient Key
Wanda

I don't know if I want those lights to turn on...

Ancient Beacon
Wanda

I should keep my distance.

Ancient Beacon
Wanda

It probably says something like "turn back while you can".

Ancient Obelisk
Wanda

A mural of an ancient civilization, but something is wrong...

Ancient Mural
Wanda

Whatever was here has been lost to time.

Ancient Mural
Wanda

It shows shadows descending on the city.

Ancient Mural
Wanda

The people weren't quick enough to escape. They paid a price...

Ancient Mural
Wanda

They had the right idea for a while, but they must have made a mistake.

Ancient Mural
Wanda

A frozen moment in ancient history.

Ancient Statue
Wanda

I'm used to using more delicate tools.

Axe
Wanda

So young, so full of life.

Baby Beefalo
Wanda

Who has time to sleep?

Baby Beefalo
Wanda

I could always use the extra pocket space.

Backpack
Wanda

Who has time to sit and eat breakfast?

Bacon and Eggs
Wanda

Perhaps I have time for a round or two.

JIMBO
Wanda

Balloons have such a short lifespan.

Balloon
Wanda

Ha, I'd look ridiculous in that! Let me try it on.

Balloon Hat
Wanda

Balloons within balloons.

Party Balloon
Wanda

Well, that was short-lived.

Speedy Balloon
Wanda

Just the extra bit of speed I've been looking for!

Speedy Balloon
Wanda

Everyone has their forte. Some bend time, others bend balloons.

Pile o' Balloons
Wanda

If it keeps me from drowning, I'll wear it.

Inflatable Vest
Wanda

They're much easier to pick this way.

Banana Bush
Wanda

I suppose I can spare a moment to enjoy a sip or two.

Banana Shake
Wanda

There's nothing quicker and simpler than fruit on a stick.

Banana Pop
Wanda

I just need a little time and I'll be right as rain.

Honey Poultice
Wanda

This will heal it up in no time at all.

Flutter Strip
Wanda

I had quite the time prying them free.

Barnacles
Wanda

The barnacles fit quite nicely in that bread pocket.

Barnacle Pita
Wanda

I'm starting to feel bad for the fish...

Stuffed Fish Heads
Wanda

All wrapped up with a little bow.

Barnacle Nigiri
Wanda

Only marginally better than raw barnacles.

Cooked Barnacles
Wanda

That should keep me fed for a good while.

Barnacle Linguine
Wanda

That's too strong to break through!

Basalt
Wanda

Stay out of my hair, it's enough of a bat's nest already!

Batilisk
Wanda

The bat won't be needing it anymore, I might as well put it to good use.

Bat Bat
Wanda

Don't mind me... just passing through...

Bat Cave
Wanda

It might be nice to have a warm bath and unwind for a moment or two.

Bath Bomb
Wanda

That should teach it not to stick its nose where it doesn't belong!

Naked Nostrils
Wanda

What a wonderful, time-saving design!

Milkmade Hat
Wanda

It hardly makes a difference whether it's raw or cooked.

Charred Nostrils