Words of the Constant
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From there, the ooze takes over,
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and nobody's the wiser.
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Er...
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Come to think of it...
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that Pioneer did seem kinda off.
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...
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You don't think...?
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Not many people know about it.
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Another Pinetree Pioneer told me she saw it once,
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with her own two eyes.
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It hides in hollow tree trunks,
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waiting for curious hikers to take a peek inside,
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and when they do...
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BAM!
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The ooze latches onto their face!
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Have I ever told you about... the Lord of Gourds?
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They say that during Hallowed Nights he roams the land,
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searching for the perfect carved pumpkin
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to replace his missing head.
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If your pumpkin is chosen,
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he will reward you with riches beyond your imagination!
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But beware...
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if he doesn't find one that pleases him...
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he'll take YOUR head instead!
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Alright, want to hear a REALLY scary story?