Words of the Constant

Wanda

I bet I could lift it. It... might take a while though.

Wanda

I can't quite reach it.

Wanda

I like a quick snack with no fuss.

Wanda

It's fine! Just scrape off the burnt edges!

Wanda

Why did I spend time cooking it?

Wanda

You can barely call it a tree.

Wanda

I never was good at leaving well enough alone.

Wanda

Finish up in there, I don't have all day to wait!

Wanda

Well, this isn't working.

Wanda

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Famous last words...

Wanda

Someone probably plugged it for a reason. I wonder what it was?

Wanda

Would someone please move? You're blocking the exit!

Wanda

Looks like I'm stuck down here for the time being.

Wanda

That's enough of this place!

Wanda

How very interesting. Anyway...

Wanda

Not interesting at all.

Wanda

That's the end of that.

Wanda

I was hoping not to see or smell you again.

Wanda

That's one way to pass the time.

Wanda

Disgusting.

Wanda

Oh that dreadful, noxious odor.

Wanda

Let's go around those, shall we?

Wanda

I feel sluggish in this heat.

Wanda

Oh botheration, I've no desire to wade through that vile substance.

Wanda

Always prudent to have a way back.

Wanda

Oddly refreshing!

Wanda

It burned once and it can burn again.

Wanda

Me? Help YOU?!

Wanda

I don't remember asking for their opinion.

Wanda

My daily life is quite dramatic enough.

Wanda

She looks happy... that doesn't bode well.

Wanda

Honestly, who has time for these theatrics?

Wanda

I don't see much in the way of proper clockwork in there.

Wanda

I have a suspicion these were held together with more magic than craftsmanship.

Wanda

Not so much as a pinion or pendulum in sight. Disgraceful!

Wanda

It's not going anywhere. I can look at it later.

Wanda

Right. That time I was almost impaled by spikes.

Wanda

Not one of my fondest memories.

Wanda

Oh, wonderful. It's even worse than I remembered.

Wanda

A real one would be marginally more interesting to look at.

Wanda

This will remind me not to go poking around beehives.

Wanda

I'm guessing there's a big chessboard somewhere nearby.

Wanda

What's happening? It can't be!

Wanda

Its beauty is captured forever.

Wanda

I don't think this really warranted a statue.

Wanda

I guess I did have time to play with you after all.

Wanda

Well, it hasn't sprung to life yet. So far so good.

Wanda

I hope this doesn't come back to bite me.

Wanda

Oh yes, I remember. I was nearly drowned.

Wanda

Ah yes, how could I forget that time I was nearly smashed to bits?